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date night 🐛💕🐛

imlizy:
“me and my fucking wife. any questions?
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me and my fucking wife. any questions?

I wanted to thank you for not being a pedant about the word "bug". I get so annoyed when people try to say that only insects are bugs, or even worse only Hemiptera. The word "bug" has been around since before Carl Linnaeus was even born, and I'm tired of seeing people try to turn it into a scientific category.

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onenicebugperday:

Yeah, words are made up! Who cares! Everything’s a bug! Also that’s why we call Hemipterans ~true bugs~ to differentiate.

weaver-z:

weaver-z:
I’m going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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elkian:

ayellowbirds:
power-chords:
I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”
#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism
kestrel: i hate rained on!!
human: here is birds in water
kestrel: ……no…..

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horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:
correct

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socialistexan:

transmechanic:
ALT
Quality country trans meme I found on Facebook

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old-manrupee:

idk-my-aesthetic:
strawdogs:
growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men
They used to let us show tits
They used to let us show tits
Originally posted by lofiking

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pork-butts-and-taters:

dakotaraptor:
this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate
I shouldn’t, i couldn’t.
Not with this bat, not in this hat.
A bat isn’t suiting to kill this man.
Lend me a lightsaber and of course I can.

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dravidious:

prokopetz:
Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.
#chekhov’s firing squad

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